Pac-Man heads for silver screen
Thursday, December 29 2005, 19:45 GMT -- by Daniel Saney
Independent studio Crystal Sky are planning a movie based on classic arcade game Pac-Man.
According to the studio's official website a screenplay is in the final stages of preparation by Hal Haberman and Gil Kenan (Monster House), though no other details have yet been revealed.
This has got to be a joke, right?
How the blinking hell do you make a movie out of Pac-Man? Will it be a chilling morality tale about a big yellow blob who eats too many large white pills and starts seeing dead people?