Little Bro: Captain Jack's gay!
LB: In real life!
LB: They just said on the radio he's marrying his boyfriend!
LB: I'm shocked!
M: Didn't you know that?
M: How? It's been in every interview he's ever done!
LB: But he's like a good looking bloke and everything. He shouldn't be gay.
M: All the good looking ones are....Where are you?
LB: Er...in my van in a layby on the A20.
M: You pulled over to tell me that?
LB: Well I was shocked...
Poor love. Still so innocent...